At 8:07 AM on Friday December 11, 2009 (today), an attempt was made on my life. The perp's name was Assandre Jean-Baptiste. I bring to you what happened:

Today was an Early Release day cuz we were supposed to be taking a TAKS Diagnostic test for history. We were supposed to start the test at 8:15 and I was happily listening to meh music until then. Since I can't concentrate unless I'm chewing on something, I pulled out a piece of gum. I look up to find that Assandre had jumped over TWO desks and he lands on me. Then the chair fell back and we both fell on the floor. Everyone's looking at us and I look up at him. When I asked him why he jumped on me, he said "Can I have some gum?"

Our teacher was all like WTF!

P.S. When we got on the bus, all the black people went crazy and started jumping around. Amanda said we was going to make a documentary called, "A Day in the Life of Animals", cuz she said the black people were acting like beasts.

And some kid standing up in the front of our bus hit the windshield when our bus driver stopped so some kids could get off.